In what's most likely to be news of the century (and probably brings the funniest visuals to mind... think of him charging up a punch and shouting "ShamWow!" on contact) is an article I cut out from my daily paper here in Montreal. I couldn't believe my eyes either...
Check out my previous post for the actual article!
This could be the start of some truly amazing parody videos, animations, etc...
Just to give you an idea, I whipped something up quickly after a long day at work.
But seriously, Vince is my hero.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on a prostitute-punching rampage.
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"ShamWow Guy arrested for punching prostitute"
Posted by thefogerty - March 28th, 2009
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the prostitute bite his tongue for no reason and didn't let it go..
thats the exact behavior for some one who's biting your tongue and thinks its funny
I bet he punched her in the fallopian tubes
That silly Vinny; what won't he do?
Apparently, getting arrested isn't one of them...
He should've used ShamWow for a cleaner get-a-way
Well you know the Germans always make good stuff...
...Well that was one hell of a short-lived career
As a salesman? Maybe...
As the mysterious and masked avenger of the night who patrols the streets punching prostitutes in the face? Not a chance!
Awesome. I think this just made me happier from the depression of watching twilight. Thankyou.
I've told this to everyone I ran into today. It's the greatest news EVAR
It always starts with... "Hey, you know those Shamwow commercials, right?" lol
i guess his statement in a different infomercial was correct "your ganna love my nuts" lol
I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA ! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA ! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA !
Oh my. Has anyone broken the news to psycho goldfish? He's a fan.
*punches prostitute*
you followin me, camera guy?
He probably wears his headset when having sex and spills cola on the carpets
LOL
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2rD322UR4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2rD3 22UR4</a>
The link is related to this......sorta
HAHA! I love that guy, he should do all TV commercials.
Did he use ShamWow to clean up the blood?
I'm sure he's used 'em to clean up some other messy hookers we haven't heard of yet
You'll be saying ShamWOW everytime!
Damnit BITCH! You WILL love my nuts!
Hmmm. I just had a fun Idea for Prostitute Mickey 3. :)
sham-WOW!
That picture is epic...
ShamWOW.
14hourlunchbreak
indeed he did