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Portal Defenders Portal Defenders

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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First off, I just want to point out that the difficulty of this game SHOULD STAY AS IS. Yeah, that's right. I said it. This is what makes this game so damn addicting. If it was any easier, I'd probably play it once and then maybe come back in a week or two. It's like Contra without the Konami code. C'mon people! You can't handle it? Get better at it! Now, apart from the solid visual style, the ridiculously awesome medal support (which I'm sure will revolutionize future NG games), and the super-slick movements and animation, it's the aspect of this game that I can't get enough of... the community it both bases itself on and parodies. Very tongue-in-cheek. It really goes to show just how well-developed, unique, and downright hilarious the NG community has grown into. With inside-jokes a-plenty, this game keeps me coming back for more action-packed hilarity. Seriously. This is gold.
To everyone who contributed to this game, the animators, coders, composers, and the entire NG community, thanks. I love this site, and this is exactly the reason why. Now excuse me while I wash the jizz out of my pants.


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