Shit, I don't even have to write anything... Just look...
Mike
@thefogerty
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SHAM-PUNCH!
Now, if only that Oxy Clean guy gets arrested for running a child porn ring. That would trump this story.
I bet it actually went something like this:
(Intense make-out scene. They suddenly stop)
Prostitute: Hey... you look familiar, do I know you?
Vince: Yea, I do that infomercial, the one for the-
Prostitute: OMG! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE OXYCLEAN GUY!
Vince: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU
(Vince punches the prostitute repeatedly in the fallopian tubes)
that is awesome, I'd pay to have sex with shamwow guy, he sorta looks like christopher titus lol
HE was arrested for defending himself. If someone bit me, I'd knock the hell out of them too.
Obviously a bunch of idiots at work in the Floridal judicial system.
Hopefully she was biting his tongue, and not some other major lonely muscle
... *cough*
penis
i sense a parody in the future
FALCON PAUNCH!
LMAO thats awesome
super shamwow punch
dbz4eva
AAAAAAAH CANNIBAL PRSTITUTES!!! Only ShamWow Guy can save us now!